25.6.05
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i just came back..so exhausted...a very funny thing happened today..i cant believe i really did that lor..that was like so damn dumb..but funny la..
ok so today i met my uncle at taka and sat the mrt all the way from orchard to jurong east AGAIN cause my uncle wants to go IMM to look at furnitures mah..ahya...so mah fun leh..so when i reached IMM i walk myself cause i dont want to follow my uncle laa..so since i was there i might as well go pay the band world a visit..so i went to that restricted place again..today there like so deserted then only me..so scary..so i go lor..then in front the door knob there got this spastic sign which says "open".. ok next know already how to differentiate whether the shop is open or close..hahahaha..ok so i very nervous cause no one go in leh..so i called unknown..
me:hello ******* ah..so have ******* told you or not...
unknown:nope havent yet..
me:oh ok..and then i tell you ah...i am now at IMM lor..outside band world some more..-then started explaining why was i at band world again- then hor..i very scared leh...
unknown:scared what..aiyoo..
me:scared lor..i have this forbading feeling about this you know..like i dont know what is happening at the other side of the door and what will happen to me when i go in leh
unknown:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ahya..tell you ah..you want to go in then go in, dont want then walk away...and this is a warehouse not a showhouse..
me:showhouse??? WHAHAHAAHAHAHAH..what you mean inside there got show boys ah???
unknown:HAHAHAHAHA..no laaa...i mean showroom laaa...HAHAHAHAHAHA..
me:i want to go in but i scared she inside leh..then i die lor...
unknown:you went all the way there then might as well go in lor...
-then this i want and dont want situation went on for a very long time when..-
me:ok i turn the door knob now liao..whould i push or not
unknown:push lor..PUSH...
-while i was pushing i did not know that stupid oval "OPEN" thing blocking the door so when i exert more force..the door went free and the open sign which is suspended by a thin strand of rope flew up and landed on the door and..-
CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK
me:oh shit...-standing inside the shop- better go out..
-then i wanted to slam the door shut but then hor..the open sign got in the way and i did not notice so i kept pushing against the open sign..so after a while, when i think that the sign was really going to be broken into two because of me, i pushed the sign up again and it came claking down on the door and the door slammed and made the whole entrance shake cause the door is hollow wood so very light..-
me:shit die le la..what to do?
unknown:what happened? -then i described the whole thing- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH...
me:then how..i did not see HER in the shop..in fact the shop was empty at the point of view i was looking at
unknown:aiyo i tell you hor..you talk so loud hor..by now if SHE was inside, she would have already come out liao lor..
me:i got talk so loud meh..got MEH???
unknown:well to me it is laa..
me:hmm..quite true also..so you say one ah..SHE is not inside ah..
unknown:nono..wait
me:why wait you say most prolly dont have cause i talk so loud then by now she would have came out...
unknown:yeah ok..try then
me:i still very scared lehh
unknown:ok the most i give you mental motivation lor..
me:okok..i am going to do it le
-went up to the door, made sure the sign wasnt blocking my way..and turned slowly and everything was going fine and i forgot to close the door-
in barely a whisper
me:unknown...i am inside already..
unknown:(plays along) ok so what do you see?
me:very messy..a lot of boxes..i see mufflers..clarinets, oboes, saxophones, french horn and trombone casings..two big boxes which are about half a metre taller than me..and OWWWWW
unknown:oh my god..what happened?
me:my leg lor..go and hit the stupid trombone casing..
unknown:AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH...
me:i hear someone talking..
-walks nearer the office inside-
me:oh it is a tv and someone is watching the tv, some more turn to channel U..
unknown:ohhhhhh...
me:wait let me go nearer and see who is that...
-goes between the two huge boxes-
me:i see this hairy arm...
unknown:HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
-then i saw the hairy arm moving..and the someone stood up..guess who..mr ong..oh shit..and he walk slowly out of the office with his eyes on me all the time like thinking i am some kind of robber that appeared out of nowhere...-
me:hee..hee..he.he.he..heeelo..looo..he-lloo..
hahahahahaha..hello -waves madly-
unknown:AhHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAh mr ong AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
me:AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
mr ong:hello..how can i help you?
me:i want to..HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH..c...
...HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA...d......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
mr ong:HAR?!?
me:har?AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA...cc..
..dddddddddd...HAHAHAHAHAHA...cd....
mr ong:cd?
me:tokyo kosei...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA...tokyo...
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA...kosei..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mr ong:huh?? who you talking on the phone?your friend ah?
me:yeah lor..AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA
i want to buy..AHAHAHAHAHAHAH..the..HAH..tokyo
kosei cd...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mr ong:you mean ms sia not there already aH??
me:HAR?? got got..she still there..
-i dunno what there he was supposingly talking about but most prolly tkg if he can recognise me-
mr ong:ok wait ah..i go check
me:hahahahahaha..ok..
mr ong:aiya..i dunno where she kept it leh...
me:oh...you dunno ah..ok lor..never mind le..
hahahahahahahaha..thank you..wahahahahahahahahaha
mr ong:ok
me:okok..byebye.hahahahahaha.by..
hahabyee..byebye..hahahaha..-tries to feel for the door knob-..
hahahahaha..bye..
-i wanted to quickly close the door but then the stupid open sign got in the way again and i was laughing like shit outside...-
so after that i quickly left that place and yeah..thanks to the chairman of panty candice club..namely candice..and all her other loyal fans..ahahahahahaha..this is so ridiculous..okok..shall end this post now since someone so kanchiong to read..you know who you are laaa..ahahahaha..=D
RUOYU was here!
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