31.3.05
310305
wheeee...just came back from school not long ago...early in the morning i had to go and try for the band relay, wah then i stand between charlene and isabella...both of them when they start running..they merge together and then kiap me..make me cannot run and in the end..charlene was faster and then isabella was still blur and blocked me..i just ran past isabella and knocked her shoulder..so funny mansss..well..me and isabella got last..cause hor, early in the morning i don't have the strength to sprint..maybe after a jog i can but too early my legs so numb..then the grass so wet..and my shoe so slippery..hahahaahahahaha...
ok then the first subject was erm...lemme think..sheesh..i forgot..lemme go check the timetable. oh ya it was legacy..we started playing with board game..my group played jasmine's communipoly..damn funny manxx..they got so many blanks and i kept landing on those silly blanks..and then yiwen and the rest kept landing on task or challenge..erm..i landed on the task once..and i had to do 2 push ups..i did with my butt sticking out and they said it was not counted and it was so comical everybody was laughing madly..hmm..not madly..i think i am the one who is laughing so madly...enjoyed myself totally.
then it was erm...maths..mr yap with his beady eyes came..learnt all those stuffs about congruent and similar objects..it was relatively normal when mr yap started getting lame and started saying wassup wassup..and then gave such a lame reply..the ceiling...sheesh..how lame can he be manz.. i am glad samantha is finally improving in her maths..after my stress of making her revise maths everyday and do so much exercises..well..she had to or else..who else can help her..if her tuition was that effective she would not have..erm..get such bad marks for maths CA..haizz..heehee..=D
then it was english..saf came..the email thing was kinda ridiculous...nothing much la...but she collected ping's email..i wonder what will she say about the lingerie part..whatever lah..i dont care...
then during recess played badminton with yiwen...she so damn pro..ok i was ok only lah...just that i hit very hard cause i play tennis then when i play badminton, i hit very hard de then yiwen could not reach it or it just swooshed over her head..so fun..i think i can play badminton after all..then stupid jazreel asking me to join the inter class badminton with yiwen, wahh..i very scared leh..last year i joined netball..this year badminton..i prefer tennis leh..hope next year got tennis or else sec4 cannot take part le...ok lah..jazreel..i will erm..try to practice and play for the class eh..i will try my best but no promises as i am not as good as ermm...yiwen..ahhaahhahahaah
then it was science..very boring la..then teacher came and asked us to do the wb then finished, she just left..what a great way of teaching...
literature..went to the comp lab..before going to the comp lab..i went into the class to get my stuff when vidu stopped right in front of me and started pulling her underwear or shorts from below...wah piangggg...talking about moribus modestus..do you think pulling that kind of stuffs very demure meh??? eeyer...joycelyn said she could hear me shout from teh other class..wahh
good hearing man..
then the last subject was erm.chinese..its okay la..did the ting li ce yan..was ok but i got pi li pa la wrong..sheesh..my dictionary so louya de..
i shall now talk abt the full dress on tuesday..it was so funny..i look so weird in the uniform or what isabella said..'cute' ahhh..i dont..i look so funny...hahahaha..ok then we played and all lor..it was so damn hot..was sweating like mad..then hor that stupid huijuan was standing at the netball court and started by lifting her skirt and then pull her stockings..eeyer..siao ah..go somewhere private and do that la..you are not even wearing shorts lor..then it was lena's turn..she even worse..she stretch her whole leg up and pulled her stocking..her right leg was in the air..and she started pulling..it was like a free show...but what amazes me the most is that kuanyee could run in that court shoess..i can't even walk properly, so its not uncommon that i cannot run like kuanyee..so pro..
ok la..gtg..byeeee
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3:56 PM
27.3.05
270305
dumdeedum...i am not feeling good..i have not studied, i dont think this long weekend if meants for me to study, it seems more like doing project work. am now waiting for yuner to send me her report so that i can compile it all up...sheesh..what the hell is taking her so long?
stupid vedelyn, do the home ec thing sui sui bian bian...it does not look like a report at all. you give me one sickening foolscap that is only one quarter covered with words..and you call that a report??? wah lao eh...what shit is that??? now i have to redo it..gees...
i dont have time to write long long post today..got lotsa things to do...
ok then byeeeee
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3:46 PM
24.3.05
240305
wheee...today was fun..QUITE..hurmss..so i started with literature, sheesh la...how come our class everytime get so slow de..other classes can get so high..we like so damn lousy but actually we are not..dunno why mdm amizah like that de..sheesh..and that weeshan took my lit ca never return to me and fly to god knows where..call her never pick up...aiyo..then it was erm..lemme think..science..yeah..ms liow came as usual..kept repeating the sex organs again and again..like this -------->
ms liow: Sexual intercourse is the process of creating a new baby by the union of a female's egg and a male's sperm. During sexual intercourse, the penis releases millions of sperms that swim through the vagina and uterus to fertilise the egg in the fallopian tube. blahblahblah
then she ask the class
ms liow: do you all understnad what i just said?
our class was very quiet..can imgaine a bird fly across the room
ms liow: ok i shall repeat again..
and there she goes again...
i know she as a teacher is suppose to do that but hor..she seems to like to repeat everything thrice..so funny..and then her voice like bullet train..hahahaha..but shes a good teacher..prolly during the exams, i could imagine her voice in my head repeating all the key points..wheeee..ahahahaa..how imaginative i can sometimes get. next was history..pure contextual knowledge period..mdm azizan was reading everything out from the text..wah..so dry..i almost fell asleep..but hor.. the japanese are not gentlemen in fighting..in gentlemen fighting, your opponent must have a weapon just like you before you can have a fair fight but the japanese just marched into this hospital and massacred people..wah lao..then during recess..i was so hyper...me and serena was shouting across the room talking about being sexually frustrated and the effects on us..then dunno how we started talking about tofu breasts and rubber breasts...then hor...i took alina's bear and sort of rubbed it against my chest..not really in contact though..but it seems so..then it was very lame..i started saying i was barechested...waaa..i am getting lame when i am hyper..sheesh..must control and then even worse..next, i started singing oldies...chinese oldies..damn funny...ok then it was er..maths..sat with samantha and huijuan..that huijuan ah..likes so moan and moan whenever she can't do a question and starts to grumble and anyhow throw things..i think by the time the period ends, my body add a lot more bruises..lalala...english enrichment was next but according the saf, she says the so called contract between the company and the school has not benn signed and so we shall continue with the normal english lesson..boohoo..her lame jokes are getting on my nerves..she laughs at her own jokes even though everybody looks so diaoo...haizz..after all, she is quite good...wheeee...luckily for the assembly, can leave early, or else i think i will slepp soon. assembly was damn boring, lokeyeo was talking about what tkgian means and all..she talk so long de..can fall asleep..actually, i did fell asleep..but only for a short while cause the next talk is more important..its abt sport days and all..then prize giving..got 1st for javeline..lalala..huahuahua..righttttt
then had lunch with peachanok they all..wah sey..we make so much noises..with me contributing the most as usual cause i became hyper again...hahaha..so sad..i made them choke on their food..bleaghh..so sorry...paiseh..then after that was speech day rehearsal, was not very successful or should i say..erm..it was unsuccessful? oh wells..ms sia came after a while and yeah...conduct us for one whole sequence then went off...i am allowed to use a stand..wahahhaa..and then hor..today like so hot..stand at the yard..can die of heat stroke ah...so hot..then even worse..no water..everybody was so thirsty..heehee..yay..we no need to play hands across the sea anymore..ms sia changed it to under the double eagle..talalala...so happy..after that went to caltex with peiqi for a long and wanted drink..i drank one can and one bottle of istonic drink..was so belchy after that..wahhh..like gonna burst le...
ok la..enough said..wasn't blogging much lately as i came back quite late almost everyday and have no time cause need to study mah..no choice..lalala..ok then byebye peepposs
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10:33 PM
21.3.05
210305
first day of school..whee..tired manzz.had mt for first period, did not study much..laoshi was just talking about lotsa stories..then it was home ec, dunno why today ms seah kept scolding sesil..this and that..then we made pizza.eee...i tell you hor, it was a disaster manss..me and debra were the last to finish..cause i only chopped those ingredients that was going to be placed on top of the pizza then i waited for debra to be finished with the dough. aiyo..then in the end our pizza like mountain like that...so high can...eeyerr...my cooking skills are really bad..hope i dont fail practical anyway..then after recess was english..as usual saf made her lame jokes...and called me madam..wah lao..i not that old k..dont call me madam..sheesh..then it was literature..i think no one really concentrated. ..then i was reading one of the poems in the rainbow book in singlish..damn funny lorh..ok then at last..the final period of the day. maths...mr yap came in..and started talking about our class' standard and refuse to go get the test paper back for us cause i think he is too lazy to go through the answers with us on the first day of school, prolly thinking its some suspense stunt for us..oh whatver...had lunch with simei and diana..after eating my lunch..i feel so constipated, then diana had not finished her loh mai kai..then i so bui tahan..look at the loh mai kai..like my faeces like that..sorry diana..no offence people...run up to the toilet to shit..while shitting, stupid joanna, cheryl and a few others came into the toilet and started making those constipated sounds...make my shit cannot come out..wha lao...eeeee...ok but after that..really so weak i can barely move..had band today..as usual nothing much...teach secones and blahblah..ok then...gtg..byee
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8:26 PM
20.3.05
200305
its the last day of the hols le...finally we are going back to school..at home..i seem to be so distracted with the comp and also watching my korean dramas..then hor..never even study..slacking away..i have to buck up cause my term1 marks are like so damn bad lor..told my mum..but never let her see yet..this whole hols is okay lor...had band on tues and wed, did not go for teh exchange on saturday because of fever..sheesh..i wanna watch so much...aarghhh...yuppss..thats about my hols..did not do anything special..just got a lil tanned and stupid jazreel was asking why my face so red..OHYA...our class backed out for cheerleading..what a wonderful thing eh? -rolls eyes- last year back out, this year also back out..what the hell is happening mans? lemme intro a new korean drama that you must watch manss..MEMORIES OF BALI...whoohooo..the lead actors are so hot kayss..can melt mansss..ok la..i wanna go watch the last two episodes le..wheee..see you people all in school tomo..byeee
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9:32 PM
13.3.05
130305
boo..lalala...its the hols..and i am apparently not having a great time..the teachers gave us so much homework..sheesh..ok nothing much happened nowadays and its kinda late and i feel like watching teevee..ahahahhaah..O_o hahaha, had band yesterday and nothing much la..was just walking around carrying things yesterday during band..cause she kept changing her mind..kuanyee was cuckoo-ish..she started treating the electronic tuner as a handphone..and started
ky: -clutches tuner- hello hello? who are you? what?? you wanna speak to robert? ok you wait ah
she forced the tuner in my hand
me: huh??? whats happening?
peiqi: don't care about her she siao le la
me: orhhhhh hahahaha
ky: i am not siao..robert theres a phone call for you
and ky jammed the tuner into my ear
me: what the hell do you think are you doing?
ky: someone called you leh
me: siao le
then she dropped the tuner on the chair and started moaning helplessly
you see? this person can be admitted into the asylum le..aiyoooo...ok le
my mum is starting to nag..
my progress report is not good..bleaghhhhhhhh
byeeee
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10:22 PM
11.3.05
110305
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12:25 PM
10.3.05
100305
yooo peepsss..today was quite fun actually..in the morning had pt..then hor..kuanyee and lena so bad..when my wallet drop on the floor..they started playing with it..boohoo..steal robert de wallet still can laugh..boohoo..bully me..then after that it was PE..so silly can..the stupid dance..really manxxx..shake your booty shake shake shake...stupiddddthe rest of the day was plain boring..aww..we lost the debate..AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA...never mind..we had fun and all..so ya...tomo got the band thing..die le..i am going to faint ..AAAARGHHHH..ok la.really so busy now..must call varruna..so byeeee
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8:04 PM
9.3.05
090305
heyyy peeople i am robert/royi..hahahaahaha..ok today is kinda fun..erm..first period was history and got nothing to do, just did this question on the external factors that affected singapore..yeah then it was er...english..nothing much too..was just staring at saffiah, nothing better to do..then mother tongue was very funny..sam acted as a niang niang qiang and i am her partner now..i am robert..she shall be michael..huijuan is charlie..abigail is erm..alfie..alexa is albert..and so on..then the last period of the day..mrs ang went for operation. so we had ms liao..she is chio lor..and her hairstyle so nice..she is so systematic..she used the whole 55 minutes repeating about the digestive system over and over again..ahahaha...so funny..everybody kept giggling and she was so confused..heehee
then it was band..ok first part was okay la..then the last part..i got hyper when sec2s had sectionals..a lot of us became niang niang qiang and it was damn funny lor..i laugh until no breath le..keeping instruments that time hor..stupid albert a.k.a alexa, kept slapping my arms..then hor my arms got five markings down there..so ugly..stupid albert..i just went for massagie leh...so ex le..ok then it was adonis..no one is going to go to adonis cause adonis made me look so pimply...awwwww.ahahahahahahahahaahahah so damn funny la...liqin is leonard..ok..i am going nuts..or should i say..i am already nuts..sighhhh what to do??
wheeeeeee..
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9:18 PM
5.3.05
050305
just came back from band and going to go and swim le..nice hot sun..wheee..wow today was fun..this guy from london came to sort of teach us..did long notes first then after that did the er...tongueing exercise then scales up and down..then the rest of the class was pj and singapore rhapsody..his english accent damn good sia..can't understand at first but after a while yeah..this sentence he said was really funnehh.."do you have/do the music???" i really can't understand this at first but yeah..later then know..very funny la..he is so pro..can even play like the euphos using the tuba leh..wahhhhh........-full of admiration-...
lalalala..must buzz..ahyaaaaaa..speech day only sec2s perform leh..die le lah..i am surely going to die if i don't start working harder..
ok i want to go to swim, late no more sun...
oh yah...scully my boobs sag to my leg and then according to ping, i can practice soccer using my saggy boobs...hauhuauahauhauhauhauhaa...
ok la...gtg
-amor no es amor-
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1:07 PM
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just came back from band and going to go and swim le..nice hot sun..wheee..wow today was fun..this guy from london came to sort of teach us..did long notes first then after that did the er...tongueing exercise then scales up and down..then the rest of the class was pj and singapore rhapsody..his english accent damn good sia..can't understand at first but after a while yeah..this sentence he said was really funnehh.."do you have/do the music???" i really can't understand this at first but yeah..later then know..very funny la..he is so pro..can even play like the euphos using the tuba leh..wahhhhh........-full of admiration-...
lalalala..must buzz..ahyaaaaaa..speech day only sec2s perform leh..die le lah..i am surely going to die if i don't start working harder..
ok i want to go to swim, late no more sun...
oh yah...scully my boobs sag to my leg and then according to ping, i can practice soccer using my saggy boobs...hauhuauahauhauhauhauhaa...
ok la...gtg
-amor no es amor-
RUOYU was here!
1:07 PM
050305
just came back from band and going to go and swim le..nice hot sun..wheee..wow today was fun..this guy from london came to sort of teach us..did long notes first then after that did the er...tongueing exercise then scales up and down..then the rest of the class was pj and singapore rhapsody..his english accent damn good sia..can't understand at first but after a while yeah..this sentence he said was really funnehh.."do you have/do the music???" i really can't understand this at first but yeah..later then know..very funny la..he is so pro..can even play like the euphos using the tuba leh..wahhhhh........-full of admiration-...
lalalala..must buzz..ahyaaaaaa..speech day only sec2s perform leh..die le lah..i am surely going to die if i don't start working harder..
ok i want to go to swim, late no more sun...
oh yah...scully my boobs sag to my leg and then according to ping, i can practice soccer using my saggy boobs...hauhuauahauhauhauhauhaa...
ok la...gtg
-amor no es amor-
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1:07 PM
4.3.05
040305
wheee..got back our home ec results..the first time..i got an A1 for home ec..lalalala..so happy...currently listening to obsession by frankie J..gosh..its such a nice song..very nice indeed..lalalala...i shall sing..hahahaahahok la...today was okay la..but did not do the debate..just discussed stuffs about it..quite fun la...i can't wait for the next lesson to get on with the real debate...huahuahaua...next was lit..but nothing much la..i am less hyper..its wearing off..yeah...then it was er...history..as usual the class made a lot of noise with contributing the most..its amazing how i can project my voice using my diaphragm but i can't have enough to play my instru...got quite pissed with julaiha halfway cause of her lame stuffs...anyway i think its cause of my pmsy mood nowadays..then music was not really interesting la..must compose the song which i think i really need help at..i am not musically inclined nor talented..so i decided to spend the whole lesson finishing up deception point..its such a good book..but the last part..was very good..how they made love..whahahahahahaa..did not know dan brown would include such things in his books..hahahaha..then it was science which was the most hilarious period of the day..mrs ang was talking about our intestines and stuffs when she finally got irritated and pissed and she stopped teaching and made us observe silence till the bell rings...which is about 10 minutes..i think she was too angry that she could not make up a proper punishment..guess what her punishment was???? "ANYONE WHO TALKSSS, ...........-a long pause for her to think about the punishment-........., YOU WILL STSND ON THE TABLE."AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA omg...what a silly punishment..stand on the table...hhahahahahahahaahahahahhahaah...haizzz..ok la..i shall go study le..my mum started her nagging again...blahblah...-amor-
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10:12 PM
3.3.05
030305
whoaa...its raining so heavily..booohooo..i love the sun..lalala..
today is kinda boring la..but during lit..it was so cool..when we came to the part where there was jock straps and all..me ans jaz was talking about the itchiness of the jockstrap to the reproductive organs as the jockstrap in those elizabethan period were made of some rough cotton. ahaha..then not only that..we talked about corcets..which was more hilarious..the woman's breast would therefore become flat cause of the corcet..and then the woman can't breathe properly..and all..thoroughly enjoyed myself..
then during ermm..assembly..was sitting beside julaiha.. and sam..it was so damn funny..so much of the saggy breasts stuffs..lalala
but the best was during lunch..was having lunch with debra, whom apparently..likes to laugh for no reason..she is so innocent that she thought her boobs were big fat acne..and starts squeezing them or applying the OXY cream on her boobs..thinking that it would deflate the incredibly huge "acne"...ahahahaha.....i shan't go on before someone gets offended..wheeeee..alalallaal...i love to stretch sam's fake boobs..its so damn funny...wheee..i am so hyper nowadays..dunno why..lalalaa..preparing for my debate tomo..better be good or else saf will personally kill me..bleagh
ciao
RUOYU was here!
8:12 PM
1.3.05
010305
dumdeedum..the hols are coming..wheee..tralalala...i carnt believe the time passed so quickly..oh well..alalalal..2e2 will win this year's champion...go 2e2!!!had the javeline thing today...damn funny..anyway..2e2 won...yay!!! while i was waiting for my turn for the javeline thinghy...me and kai..this girl from 2e9..yeah..we were laughing at this lame advertisement of boob enhancing..so damn funny..see the convome: let me tell you my new creation of a boob enhancement advertisementkai: okme: the plot will be like this..-and kimberly walks past and i pointed at her- oh look thats how your boobs will look like before XXX boob enhancing programme..kai: ahhahahahahahahhaa-kim heard and attempted to hit me but i escaped apparently unscathed-me: yes! and after the boob enhancing programme, you shall have such voluptuous like what you have now! -i shaped her boobs in the air-kai: ooohhhh and then what???me: then you must say...-i told her what she had to say-kai:-hands supporting her boobs- ooohhh uhhhhh i feel so confident having such firm boobs..thanks to XXX boob enhancing programme!!!! me: it feels so real!!! -kai squeezing own boobs-hahahahahaha..there was more..to it..we did pole dancing..and all..lame la..but it was to pass the time away and have fun...had the maths spring test today..well..careless mistake but i got much better marks than the previous one..wheeeeeeeee...do you want viagra???
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8:35 PM
